Kungaloosh!
What? Oh, that's how we say hello around here! And goodbye. And sometimes cheers.
Welcome to the official bulletin of the Adventure Trading Company - home of the world famous trade winds! They blow through here all the time.
We have been operating our world headquarters for tens of days out of a small outpost named Zelco. Where is Zelco? Well, we are in proximity of a deep jungle river, a pirate fortress, a tiki village, flying carpets, elaborate tree houses, and one really nice ice cream shop. Try the pineapple one.
Enough crazy things have happened on our expeditions around here that the tourists have begun to lovingly refer to Zelco as 'Adventureland'.
I have been having trouble keeping track of my team as of late, so I have asked everyone to find a radio or coconut telegraph near the end of their assignment and document whatever adventure they've been on. We call those transmissions.
From time to time I will post a note or two to the bulletin myself to let you know what's up with the company or provide some commentary on the transmissions. We call those dispatches.
Hopefully you find some entertainment in our corner of the world! And if you find your way back out, do let us know how.
-Art